In 2007 the world united in mourning at the loss of 4 great warriors. Jimmy Heartbreaker, Stuart Darling, David Casanova, and Gary Jones had decided to cease all rocking-out-ness. The 4ft soldiers were no more. A great light had been put a blow.

During their time apart each soldier found themselves on amazing adventures of discovery.

Casanova retreated to the mountains of Jerusalem where he prayed to God, asking for his forgiveness for the Saracen blood he had spilt through his shrapnel shredding bass lines of doom.

Stuart Darling found himself in Naples, saving a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.

In Greece, Jimmy Heartbreaker spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper.

Gary Jones started an ice cream van business.

However... During this long and adventurous time apart, the soldiers each felt an undeniable pull, an urge to lift their goblets of rock once again. The gathering was upon them.

In a time when the world needs warriors, 4 heroes have arose once again. Like a phoenix from the ashes of rock n roll decadence

The seekers of serenity. The protectors of Italian virginity. The enforcers of our lord, God. The curdlers of cream! We rock in the garden of their turbulence. The one and only 4FT SOLDIERS